Monday, October 30, 2006

i heart....plastic fantasies

it is a very sad day for this classic urban garden dweller. apparently the florida company that makes the pink plastic flamingo is going out of business. i suggest you promptly go out and set yourself up with a pair to stick in the yard just in time for the holidays....

speaking of plastic icons i had the pleasure of meeting this fellow over the weekend. patrick muldoon. you might recognize him from the popular soap opera "days of our lives" or "melrose place". i think his most pivotal role was as kelly's boss/love interest on "saved by the bell" back in the day. i have nothing particularly interesting to report other than the fact that he is a terrible dancer and despite much begging and pleading on his part, did not come home with me for the evening. trick? or treat? you decide.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

i heart....spooky things

halloween is in a week. i am not the kind of person who gets excited about halloween really. however i am the kind of person who gets excited upon making amazing discoveries such as websites for wonderful old album covers AND spooky sounds. click on any album cover and you can listen to/download any haunted spooky sound effect or track you could ever dream of. this should come in handy to any of you hosting a halloween party and/or haunted house this coming weekend....or for any of you looking for background music for your next dinner party (the ghouls, screeching cats and tongues being pulled out should inspire plenty of conversation...especially if it happens to be the middle of march).

i've also been waiting for the perfect time to post this picture. some of you may recognize it as our favorite spooky doll that was found buried underground at the lodge by our brave friend steve. even though the day is almost over, it is still haikuesday. this week's theme is "spooky".

CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP....GOES
THE CLEAN CREEPY HAUNTED DOLL
COMING TO GET YOU!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

i heart...rumours

over the weekend i had a nice chat on the phone with a new friend of mine (i will call him bill "z") the conversation that took place inspired one of the finest altered album covers i've ever laid eyes on. naturally i had to share it with you. thanks bill "z" for your keen observations and also for your incredible photo shop skills. this is something i-five readers will truly treasure and behold.
this is also appropriate considering that there was a rumour going around at the party on saturday that our friend "liz" looked like stevie nicks. considering the circumstances i am forced to make this week's haiku theme:"renaissance rock".

YE OLDE TAMBOURINE
SATIN RIBBONS FLOW FREELY
AGAINST CRUSHED VELVET

i heart....surprises

so i lied when i said i'd be home over the weekend crying in my champagne. you see, it had to be done in order fool a few friends and then surprise them by showing up in ohio for the fall ball. without going into too much detail here are a few highlights: red wine, a scratched back, a ripped shirt, dance tracks, a broken disco ball and the best JT "futuresexlovesounds" cover re-enactment ever. (and that was just the 5 of us on friday night...the night before the official dance party). i also ate a buckeye, have a new best friend (shane spencer) and have returned back to california knowing that i am loved in columbus.it was one of the best core-core reunions in recent history (save for the fact that a few key members were missing, but we will make up for that in mexico next month). i heart my pals. we really do make one of the best "human groups" around...

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

i heart....dancing

oh yeah, i forgot to mention that it's haikuesday. the theme is "dance"...

IF YOU WERE LUCKY,
I'D MEET YOU ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
LUCITE MEETS LACQUER.

i heart.....fall's balls

if you happen to be in ohio this weekend consider yourself very very lucky. two of i-five's best pals rickles and tomtom will be hosting the first ever annual fall ball with a special guest appearance by newyorkwhiteclutch...it's going to be hot. white hot. i'll be crying in my canned champagne while all of my most fashionable friends are dancing their hearts out in the slickest new dancehall the midwest has ever seen.
no discussion of things related to fashion and dancing would be complete without a shout out to one of my favorite shirts of all time...why this article of clothing never reached critical levels of mass consumption is beyond me.

dancedancedance your heart out without me ohio.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

i heart....cinespia

it's october which brings to mind all things spooky (and all things love according to my horoscope. but that was covered in the last post).
although it is over for the season, one of my favorite spooky discoveries in l.a. is cinespia and it goes like this: it's saturday, you and your pals stock up on fromage and vino (and kfc if you are the friend of a friend in the group). despite the traffic, you make your way over to the "hollywood forever" cemetery. after entering you walk through the grounds, passing perfectly manicured gravesites, one very different from the next, yet all as glossy and ostentatious as would be expected only in a hollywood cemetary.
your destination is the outdoor "theatre" marked by a large stretch of fresh grass facing the facade of the largest building on the property. upon selecting the perfect patch of grass you release your blankets into the air and watch them settle across it. this becomes the station for your food and wine and where you will gradually resign yourself to a comfortable position for the next few hours. it's right around dusk so you don't need to light any candles just yet.
a dj plays night time party music, the kind of NTPM you and your friends are willing to tolerate. kind of like when you are at a sushi restaurant and think that mild airy electronic techno crap makes perfect sense. this is different because you are outside on a lovely summer evening, the sun is setting and you are in a cemetery for heaven's sake. NTPM never sounded so good, right?
after the sun has gone down, the music fades out and the film of the week begins, none better than the last and all well revered classics. this is only proper considering where you are; watching the stars, under the stars, amongst the stars.

my favorite cinespia experience was the night of "the night of the hunter"...if you like things that are beautiful and scary and you are familiar with chiaroscuro, then i suggest you put it on your netflix right away. oddly enough, the preacher in this movie was the first dude to rock the "love/hate" across the knuckles. hell yeah!

and if that's not enough, you can pay respect to this guy on your way out...(the bust is much better in person, believe me)...one word of advice to first timers: don't leave too late or you'll end up wandering around the grounds in the dark, alone, looking for your car, panicking at the possibility that you and your friend might be locked in "hollywood forever" forever (or at least for the night).

spooky? no. wonderful? yes.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

i heart....love

this week's haikuesday theme revealed itself to me upon reading the first few lines of my october horoscope...

"After working yourself to the bone, October brings a wildly romantic month. With the Sun, gentle Venus, and Mars all jazzing your sector of true love, , and a new moon to make an appearance on October 22 in the very same part of your chart, this month should set the stage for a deliciously romantic phase"

so, naturally, the theme for the first week of october is: "love". and because i heart my i five readers i am giving you an option...you can go with "love", or you can go with whatever theme emerges in your october horoscope. big thanks to susan miller for giving me enough material to craft the kick off haiku:

TO THE BONE, WILDLY!
GENTLE VENUS...JAZZ...TRUE LOVE...
A DELICIOUS PHASE.