it is a very sad day for this classic urban garden dweller. apparently the florida company that makes the pink plastic flamingo is going out of business. i suggest you promptly go out and set yourself up with a pair to stick in the yard just in time for the holidays....
speaking of plastic icons i had the pleasure of meeting this fellow over the weekend. patrick muldoon. you might recognize him from the popular soap opera "days of our lives" or "melrose place". i think his most pivotal role was as kelly's boss/love interest on "saved by the bell" back in the day. i have nothing particularly interesting to report other than the fact that he is a terrible dancer and despite much begging and pleading on his part, did not come home with me for the evening. trick? or treat? you decide.
it is a very sad day for this classic urban garden dweller. apparently the florida company that makes the pink plastic flamingo is going out of business. i suggest you promptly go out and set yourself up with a pair to stick in the yard just in time for the holidays....
speaking of plastic icons i had the pleasure of meeting this fellow over the weekend. patrick muldoon. you might recognize him from the popular soap opera "days of our lives" or "melrose place". i think his most pivotal role was as kelly's boss/love interest on "saved by the bell" back in the day. i have nothing particularly interesting to report other than the fact that he is a terrible dancer and despite much begging and pleading on his part, did not come home with me for the evening. trick? or treat? you decide.
1 comment:
I can't believe you didn't give it up for Patrick. are you gay? no - you are. i can tell.
give him my number.
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