what's worse than a fur-lined clog? a fur lined flip-flop. yet another disaster we can blame on global warming.
(many thanks to tom tom for the second horrific image of the day)
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
i heart....shEW!z (pt 2ew)
what's worse than a fur-lined clog? a fur lined flip-flop. yet another disaster we can blame on global warming.
(many thanks to tom tom for the second horrific image of the day)
i heart....matthEW!
a tEWnic wearing matthEW makes mEWsic on the bongos (yuck). miraculously he isn't barefoot because i am pretty sure i spy some shEWz!image courtesy of angry tom who had this to day about it:
"i didn't know what to do when i saw that photo. it felt like a nightmare.
he'll be shirtless, rollerblading on venice boardwalk playing sax next. or
he'll get corn-rows. or maybe be one of those people that spray themselves
silver and stand really still. asswipe."
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
i heart....shEW!z
good news friends: it's the first day of spring! bad news: this is what we have to look forward to on the fashion front:
Stella McCartney Woven Straw Thong Sandals
"Stella is your original "go green" girl, and isn't she looking smarter every day? For spring/summer she does a rustic woven straw that is absolutely gorgeous. It has a single skinny strap in front, which intersects with the thong toe. Wider 1" thick straps criss cross at the upper foot and wind into an ankle wrap. The great-looking, 4" tall heels are 2" wide from the side and skinny and curvaceous from the back. In natural."
thong toe intersection?....gorgeous rustic woven straw?... i haven't even tried this thing on and i'm uncomfortable. i don't know what's more stressful, the descriptions or the shEW itself. wtf?! stella! we love you! we support you! we love that you love animals and want to make the world a better place. but did you ever think how many cows you might be starving by making these hideous shrimp and biscuit baskets?
here's a quick overview of shEW!z from seasons past:
the "high heel clog" (which results in an astonishing 300 matches on zappos.com)
the "fuzzy pink fake fur lined ugg clog mule"
and the biggest offense of them all, "fuzzy fake fur lined high heel clog hybrid"
as i come across more visual assaults in the footwear department i will be sure to share them with you. if you have an unfortunate shEW! encounter, please share your experience. we can battle this together.
Stella McCartney Woven Straw Thong Sandals
"Stella is your original "go green" girl, and isn't she looking smarter every day? For spring/summer she does a rustic woven straw that is absolutely gorgeous. It has a single skinny strap in front, which intersects with the thong toe. Wider 1" thick straps criss cross at the upper foot and wind into an ankle wrap. The great-looking, 4" tall heels are 2" wide from the side and skinny and curvaceous from the back. In natural."
thong toe intersection?....gorgeous rustic woven straw?... i haven't even tried this thing on and i'm uncomfortable. i don't know what's more stressful, the descriptions or the shEW itself. wtf?! stella! we love you! we support you! we love that you love animals and want to make the world a better place. but did you ever think how many cows you might be starving by making these hideous shrimp and biscuit baskets?
here's a quick overview of shEW!z from seasons past:
the "high heel clog" (which results in an astonishing 300 matches on zappos.com)
the "fuzzy pink fake fur lined ugg clog mule"
and the biggest offense of them all, "fuzzy fake fur lined high heel clog hybrid"
as i come across more visual assaults in the footwear department i will be sure to share them with you. if you have an unfortunate shEW! encounter, please share your experience. we can battle this together.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Thursday, March 01, 2007
wishing you a bon anniversaire tiger...j t'adore the most.
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