Stella McCartney Woven Straw Thong Sandals
"Stella is your original "go green" girl, and isn't she looking smarter every day? For spring/summer she does a rustic woven straw that is absolutely gorgeous. It has a single skinny strap in front, which intersects with the thong toe. Wider 1" thick straps criss cross at the upper foot and wind into an ankle wrap. The great-looking, 4" tall heels are 2" wide from the side and skinny and curvaceous from the back. In natural."
thong toe intersection?....gorgeous rustic woven straw?... i haven't even tried this thing on and i'm uncomfortable. i don't know what's more stressful, the descriptions or the shEW itself. wtf?! stella! we love you! we support you! we love that you love animals and want to make the world a better place. but did you ever think how many cows you might be starving by making these hideous shrimp and biscuit baskets?
here's a quick overview of shEW!z from seasons past:
the "high heel clog" (which results in an astonishing 300 matches on zappos.com)
the "fuzzy pink fake fur lined ugg clog mule"
and the biggest offense of them all, "fuzzy fake fur lined high heel clog hybrid"
as i come across more visual assaults in the footwear department i will be sure to share them with you. if you have an unfortunate shEW! encounter, please share your experience. we can battle this together.
2 comments:
Why purghase thos Stella McCartney shoes when you can buy stylish, sensible and practical shoes from Onesole.com. I have already ordered the Las Vegas clog
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Faux! What is all this 'We love you Stella!' bullshit! I am ashamed of you. Stella McCartney does not love animals or want to make the world a better place. If Stella gave one seconds thought to the dangerous polluting chemicals that are involved in producing her fake leather goods (the bulk of her business), she would see that it is way more 'green' to slaughter a few cute likkle bunnies than wear one of her god awful holier-than-thou creations. I hate her.
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